When it rains, it pours …
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Loading ...A man was sitting alone at the bar looking so sad and forlorn. He had a glass of beer in front of him but he did not touch the glass for more than half an hour.
Just then a burly, mean biker approached the sad man, grabbed the glass and drank all the content. As the biker wiped off the beer suds from his mouth, the man began to cry. The biker laughed and said, “Hey, man, I was just kidding. C’mon, I’ll buy you a drink. I just don’t want to see a grown man cry.”
“You don’t understand,” said the sad man shaking his head. “I had a very bad day today. I woke up late this morning. As a result, I was late for work missing an important meeting. The boss got so mad that he fired me right on the spot. As I got out of the office, I found a note telling me that my car had been towed away for parking in front of a fire hydrant. So I took a taxi cab to take me home. When I got down from the cab, I remembered that I left my wallet in the cab but the cab driver sped away. As I entered the house, I found my wife lying naked on the kitchen floor doing the wild thing with my brother. Now I have been sitting in this bar for more than half an hour until you came along and drank my poison …”
