When To Be Quiet
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Loading ...In a little Italian village, a man and his wife of 50 years are rocking back and forth on their porch. Suddenly, the wife stops, grabs her cane and whacks her husband across his shins as hard as she can. He cries out in pain, his eyes water, tears run down his face and he gasped, “Why did you do that?”
The old lady replies, “That’s for 50 years of BAD sex!”
He nods his head but says nothing and slowly, he and his wife begin to rock again. Suddenly he stops, grabs his own cane and whacks his wife across her shins as hard as he can. When her eyes stop watering and the pain subsides, she asks, “What was that for?”
The old man says, “That’s for knowing the difference.”
