Where are your Manners?
There were these 3 guys walking up a roadside right next to a cliff. Their names were Fuck You, Shit, and Manners.
Well on the way up, Shit fell off, and Manners went down to help him; while Fuck You went to call the police.
Fuck You told the cops everything. The lady asked,”O.k, now please tell me your name.” He said, “Fuck You.”
The lady said, “Please tell me your name.” Once again he told her his name, “Fuck You.” This time the lady said, “Where are your Manners?”
He said, “Manners is scraping Shit off the road.”