Where you from??

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The cleaning crew was cleaning the lobby of an impressive hotel. They cleaned around a guest who had obviously imbibed a bit much, to the point where he was sprawled across several chairs, his clothes were in disarray, and he was moaning gently. They went on and cleaned the rest of the hotel, and as they were ending their shift 8 hours later, one of the crew (his name was Joe) noticed the drunk hadn’t moved.

Joe thought about it and decided to check further. He went to the man and nudged him a bit. The man moaned.

Joe asked, “Hey man, how long you been here?”

The man moaned some more, obviously in great pain, and mumbled, “Since last night.”

Joe, thinking he should get the man to his room, asked, “Hey, where you from?”

The man moaned again, and croaked, “From the balcony.”

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