Where’s God?
Two little boys live in a small town and whenever there’s trouble the local folks know these two boys done it. So finally the parents had enough and decided to talk to the preacher.
“Preacher, what can we do?” the mother asked.
The preacher asked to send him the youngest of the 2.
They did so. The preacher asked the young boy, “Where’s God?” The little boy didn’t know.
“One more time, boy, WHERES GOD?” Well the boy was so scared he ran out and to his brother.
“We are in big trouble!”
“That’s no big deal — we are always in trouble”
“No, this time God is missing and they think we did it!”