Where’s My Breakfast?

One morning little Johnny comes walking down the stairs to find his breakfast not on the table.
He looks over at his mother and says “Hey mom, where is my breakfast?”
His mother looks at him and says “Well, you won’t get your breakfast until you finish your chores.”
Johnny walks out of the house and heads down to the barn to do his chores.
He goes in an gets the chicken feed and walks into the pens. All the chickens quickly gather aroung him not letting him get to the food bowl so he kicks one of them out of the way and pours it on the ground.
Next, he gets the pig feed and goes in to feed the pigs. Once again, all the pigs gather around him. So, he kicks one out of the way and pours it on the ground.
Finally, he grabs the cow’s feed and walks into the pen and the milk cow corners him. He kicks her out of the way and pours the food on the ground.
Happy that he was finally finished he races into the house to eat breakfast. Upon getting to the table he finds a plate with a piece of toast on it. He turns to his mother and says “Where is the rest of it?”
“Well, you kicked the chickens so you get no eggs, you kicked the pigs so you get no sausage, and you kicked the cow so you get no milk.”
About that time Johnny’s father comes walking down the stairs and finds the pussy cat sitting right in the middle of the stair case. So, he kicks him out of the way.
Little Johhny turns to his mother and says “You want me to tell him or are you going to?”

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