Which Hole?

There were three guys who all died. When they got to heaven, God told them that in order to get into heaven, they had to ask him a question that he could not answer. If he could answer it, he would go to Hell.

So the first guy, a doctor asked him what is the drug used to finish coronary bypass surgery? God gets the question right and the doctor goes to Hell.

The next guy, a computer programmer, asks God, what is the URL of my website? God knows it and the computer programmer goes to Hell.

Finally the third guy comes up to God and asks him for a chair and an electric drill. Baffled, God hands him the drill and a chair. The guy takes the drill and and drills seven holes in the chair. Then he sits down and farts.

Now he asks, which hole did my fart go through? God points to the third hole and the guy yells, “WRONG, it went through my asshole!!!” and he went to heaven

This joke is filed under Heaven, Medical, Religious.