Whistling in Church

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During the minister’s prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary’s mother was horrified! She pinched him into silence, and after church asked: “Gary, whatever made you do such a thing?”

Gary answered soberly: “I asked God to teach me to whistle . . . And He just then did!”

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