Who Are You?

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A man visiting his old grandmother in a nursing home says to her, “Do you know who I am?”

“No,” she replies, “but ask the nurse — she’ll tell you.”


Who Are You?

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A kid says to his girlfriend’s father, “Mr. Smith, there’s something I want to ask you.”

Mr. Smith says, “Young man, you have my full blessing. You’ve been dating my daughter for two years now, my daughter’s happiness is all I want. You want to marry her right?”

The kid says, “No, sir, that’s not it. My car payment is due, and I’m a little short until payday, and I want to know if I could borrow a hundred dollars until Friday.”

Mr. Smith says, “Fuck no. I hardly know you.”

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