Who Are You?
A man visiting his old grandmother in a nursing home says to her, “Do you know who I am?”
“No,” she replies, “but ask the nurse — she’ll tell you.”
A man visiting his old grandmother in a nursing home says to her, “Do you know who I am?”
“No,” she replies, “but ask the nurse — she’ll tell you.”
A kid says to his girlfriend’s father, “Mr. Smith, there’s something I want to ask you.”
Mr. Smith says, “Young man, you have my full blessing. You’ve been dating my daughter for two years now, my daughter’s happiness is all I want. You want to marry her right?”
The kid says, “No, sir, that’s not it. My car payment is due, and I’m a little short until payday, and I want to know if I could borrow a hundred dollars until Friday.”
Mr. Smith says, “Fuck no. I hardly know you.”