Who has the best medicine?
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Loading ...Three doctors, one from Russia, one from Ireland, and one from the United States, are at a doctor’s conference.
They are arguing over who has the best and most advanced medicine.
The Russian says, “We have the best medicine.
We can take out a man’s liver and have him looking for work in a month.
The Irish doctor says, “That’s nothing.
We can remove a man’s heart and have him looking for work in two weeks.”
The American says, “We’ve got all of you beat. We can take an asshole out of Arkansas, put him in the Oval Office, and have the entire country looking for work overnight.