It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.
Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.”
Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart and will answer the question.”
Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.”
Teacher: “That’s right Susie, you can go home.”
Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King.”
Teacher: “That’s right Mary, you can go.”
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.”
Teacher: “That’s right Nancy, you may also leave.”
Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, “I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!”
The teacher turns around: “NOW WHO SAID THAT?”
Johnny: “BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?”

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It was a warm Friday afternoon toward the end of the school year when Miss Adams said to her third-grade class “Give me your attentions, girls and boys. I’m going to write some quotations on the board and the first person who can tell me who said each one may leave early today.”

She wrote “Give me liberty or give…” Before she could finish the phrase, little Tiffany shouted “Patrick Henry”.

“Very good, Tiffany”, smiled Miss Adams. “You may leave.”

She began to write “Ask not what your country…” but little Tracy shouted “John F. Kennedy”.

“Very good, Tracy”, said Miss Adams, “have a nice weekend.”

She began to write another quotation on the board when little Eddie, who had known both answers but had been beaten out by his female classmates, said aloud “I wish these girls would keep their big mouths shut!”.

Miss Adams whirled around angrily and shouted, “Who said that?”

“Bill Clinton,” said little Eddie. “See ya Monday.”

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