who sneezed?
Once there was this officer who heard a sneeze behind him from a group of four soldiers who were under his command so he went to them and asked, “Who sneezed?” but no one answered. So he asked again, but they were afraid to tell him; so he got MAD, and asked the first man, “Who sneezed?” When he didn’t answer, he shot him.
Then asked the second one who didn’t know what to do, so he shot him.
The same thing happened to the third one, till he reached the fourth who said, “I did, sir!”
So the officer smiled at him and said: “Bless you, son.”
And walked away….;-(