Who Wears the Pants in the Family?
This guy came home to his wife one evening after working all day and began ordering her around. To his surprise the wife interrupted him by saying that she was tired and had a rough day herself. He looked at her in funny way and began unbuttoning his pants. She just stood there in a curious manner.
“Here,” he said, “put these pants on.”
“These will never fit me,” she said. “I could get two people in these.”
Without hesitation he exclaimed, “Now we know who wears the pants in this family, don’t we?” he laughed.
She looked and him and grinned and unbuttoned her pants. “Try these on,” she said as she grabbed for her panties.
Her husband looked at her and said, “I can’t get into your panties.”
“Darn right”, she said with a laugh. “You better remember that the next time you go bossing me around.”