Who’s Buying?
Two Irishmen are sitting at the bar, and on the side of the bar is a huge mirror.
Murphy looks over and says, “Don`t look now, Patrick, but the chap sitting over there looks the spitting image of you!”
Patrick says, “I don`t believe it, the other chap is identical to YOU as well!”
Murphy stands up and says, “I’m going to buy them a drink.”
Patrick says, “Don`t bother, they are coming over.”