Who’s There?

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Three people were trying to get into heaven. St. Peter asked the first one, “Who’s there?”

“It’s me, Albert Jones,” the voice replied. St. Peter let him in.

St Peter then asked the second one the same question, “Who’s there?”

“It’s me, Charlie Smith,” And St. Peter let him in.

He finally asked the third one, “Who’s there?”

“It is I, Verla Mara,” answered the third person.

“Oh, great!” muttered St. Peter. “Another one of those English teachers.”

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