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Loading ...A man is talking to God and asks him: “God, why did you make women so beautiful?” to which God replies, “So that you would find them attractive.”
Then the man asks: “God, but why did you have to make them so dumb?” To which God replies: “So that they would find you attractive!”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of
parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
You know most packages say Open here. What is the protocol if the package says, Open somewhere else?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why did the deaf and blind man cross the road?
I don’t know, but he sure didn’t know that that truck was coming………
