Why are men…
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Loading ...Why are men like lawn mowers?
If you’re not pushing one around, then you’re riding it.
Why is a hard man good to find?
You don’t have to stay up half the night massaging his ego.
How is an ex-husband like an inflamed appendix?
It caused you a lot of pain, and after it was removed you found out you didn’t need it anyway.
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run or don’t fit right in the crotch!
How do we know men invented maps?
Who else would make an inch into a mile?
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need……..
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need
How does a man keep his youth?
By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
What’s the most common cause of hearing loss amongst men?
Wife saying she wants to talk to him.
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
A mental hospital
What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch
How are men like bank machines?
Once they withdraw they lose interest
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Why do men prefer the woman to be on top?
Because men always fuck up.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”