Why cybersex is better than the real thing

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10. If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier than changing your real name.

9. Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional.

8. If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to a keyboard.

7. You can exercise your offensive habits without embarrassing yourself.

6. Viagra! Who needs Viagra?

5. Your partner could have more of a personality than your inflatable friends.

4. Three words: No shotgun weddings.

3. All guys look like George Clooney and all women like Pamela Anderson Lee.

2. They never have to know you live in your parent’s basement.

1. If you catch a virus, only your computer dies.

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