Why Guitars Are Better Than Women
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Loading ...1. A guitar has a volume knob.
2. If you break a guitar’s G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one.
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want to.
4. You can unplug a guitar.
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining.
6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset.
7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested.
8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care.
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
10. If your guitar doesn’t make sounds you like, you can return it.
11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar.
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking.
14. If you scratch a guitar’s back, it’s unintentional, not required.
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
16. It’s good to have a guitar that’s stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn’t take half of everything you own when you sell it.
