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Why I hate being a dick!!!

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I’M ALWAYS IN THE DARK.
I HANG AROUND WITH 2 NUTS ALL DAY.
MY NEIGHBOR IS AN ASSHOLE.
MY BEST FRIEND IS A PUSSY.
AND OWNER BEATS ME ALL THE TIME…

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