Wife’s Gift
A man wanted to give his wife a pet for her birthday so he went into a pet store and asked for something different. Then he saw something really different: a skunk. Well, he bought it and gave it to his wife. She looked at her husband and said, “Are you crazy? What do you think I am going to do with this?”
Becoming mad that she didn’t like his gift to her, he replied, “I don’t care, grow yourself a damn coat.”
She asked, “Where do you think I can keep it?”
“Put him in our bedroom.”
She said, “What about the smell?”
He said, “Let the the dawm thing get used to it the same way I had to!”