Will the REAL media please stand up!
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Loading ...Although the today’s joke was submitted “anonymously”, we at Comedy.com suspect that Bill O’Riely may have submitted it.
If so, thanks Bill!
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by
a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of
a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog’s collar and twisted it, breaking
the dog’s neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and
rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into
his laptop, beginning with the headline:
“Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal”
“But I’m not a Red Sox fan,” the little hero interjected.
“Sorry” replied the reporter. “But since we’re in Boston, I just assumed
you were.” Hitting the delete key, the reporter began:
“John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack”
“But I’m not a John Kerry fan either,” the boy responded.
The reporter said, “I assumed everybody in this state was either for the
Red Sox or John Kerry or Ted Kennedy. What team or person do you like?
“I’m a Texas Ranger fan and I really like George W. Bush” the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:
“Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet”
