Wind

An 85 year old woman was standing at a bus stop. The wind was really blowing. She had her hands up on her head holding her hat to keep it from blowing away. With her hands on her hat the wind was blowing her dress up over her waist. Everything could be seen.

A young man came up to her and asked, “Why are standing in the wind holding your hat? Your dress blowing over your waist. Everyone at the bus stop is looking. Everyone driving by is looking. Everyone can see everything under your dress!”

The older woman replied, “Son, I have have given birth to seven children. Everything under this skirt looks and is 85 years old ………..I just bought this hat!”

This joke is filed under Religious.