WINE - OOOOHHHHH
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Loading ...A homeless drunk scrapes up all his change one day and heads for his favorite liquor store. He places $5.00 in change on the counter and says, “Max give me four bottles of the cheapest ripple ya got!” Eager with his score, he immediately downs all four bottles and passes out in an alley.
Along about 1:30am a disgruntled fag happens by after striking out at the local gay bar. Spying the passed out drunk, he decides to relive himself. After sodimizing the hapless passed out drunk, his conscience kicked in and he decides to slip a 10 dollar bill in his hand.
The next day the wino wakes up with a ten dollars in his hand and heads directly for his favorite liquor store. “Max,” he says… give me eight bottles of your cheapest ripple ya got.” Once again the drunk slams them all down and manages to pass out in that same alley.
Along about 2:15am the very same fag is strolling down the block. This time however, he has 14 of his faggot friends with him. The fag seeing the passed out drunk explains to his rumpy pumpy buddies, what had transpired the night before. In succession they all took their turns on the solidly inebriated drunk. When they had all finished the first fag explained how he had given him a ten dollar bill. They all agreed.
The next day the drunk awoke with 150 dollars in his hand. Rushing quickly to his favorite liquor store, “Max!” he says… give me two bottles of the best wine ya got in the house!”
“Whaaat….” replies Max. “Wouldn’t you rather have ten cases of ripple?”
“Hell No!” replies the drunk…” that cheap shit is tearing my ass up!”
