Wisdom to live by

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People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

Under Democrats, man exploits man. Under Republicans, it’s just the reverse.

Today is the last day of your life, so far.

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