Wish for peace
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Loading ...An elderly man was walking along the beach in miamI while his wife slept late at their hotel. He came upon a bottle with a cork. He pulled the cork and lo and behold, out came an enormous genie.
“Hello, genie”, said Morris.
“I will grant you one wish,” said the genie, “and if I can’t grant that wish, I will grant you another one.”
“Ok” said Morris. He picked up a shell and drew a map in the sand. “Here’s Israel, here’s Lebanon, here’s Syria, here’s Egypt. My wish is that all the Middle East should live in peace forever.”
The genie scratched his head and said, “What’s your second wish?”
“Well, for fifty years Becky and I have been happily married but in fifty years she never gave me a blow job. That’s my second wish.”
The genie scratched his head again for a moment and said, “Let’s have another look at that map.”
