Wishing Snake
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Loading ...A cowboy was riding the range and as he rounded a bend in the road, his horse balked at a huge rattlesnake in the road. As he drew his colt and was ready to shoot, the snake yelled, “Stop..I am a charmed snake and if you don’t shoot me I’ll grant you three wishes.”
Somewhat shaken, he holstered his revolver and said, “OK, let’s see what you can do”. The cowboy said, “I’ve been working really hard all my life, so I’d like to have enough money so I wouldn’t have to be in the saddle all the time”.
The snake replied, “OK, tomorrow when you get up, it’ll be done. What’s the 2nd?”
The cowboy said, “I’m not the most handsome guy and would like to look like a great movie star so I could get some greatlooking dates.”
The snake replied, “OK, 2nd wish granted when you get up in the morning.”
“Now for the third”, the cowboy went on,”my sexual hardware isn’t all that big, so I wish to be built like my trusty horse.”
The snake replied, “Sure ..same as the rest..tomorrow morning everything will be as you wish”.
The cowboy rode home, cleaned up and went to bed. Next morning he got up and there was a stack of money on his nightstand. His dresser drawers were full of cash. He was so happy, he ran to the mirror and saw a really handsome reflection. “Man, this is just too fantastic!” he exclaimed. He then dropped his shorts to check his new super size hardware..and screamed,
“Omygod!! I forgot I was riding Nellie yesterday!!!”
