Womb!!!
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Loading ...Little Johnny was sitting in class one day while the teacher had asked the kids whenever she gives a letter from A-Z use a word that starts with that letter then use it in a sentence.
The teacher goes ahead with her lesson and Starts out with “A” well Johnny was the first one to raise his hand, but the teacher thinks to herself she had better not, because she knows how Johnny is. So instead she picks Sandra. Sandra replies, “A as in Apple. An apple a day keeps the Doctor away.”
The teacher says, “Good job, Sandra!” and moves on with the letter “B”. Again Johnny is the first one to raise his hand, grunting, and wiggling in his chair. But again the teacher knows how Johnny is so she calls on another little boy named Tommy. Tommy pauses a moment then says, “B is for Breakfast. Breakfast is my favorite meal.” The teacher says good job then moves on to the next letter.
So this keeps going on the teacher gets to the letter “W”, but this time Johnny is the only one with his hand up. The teacher thinks to herself that he could not possibly do any harm with this letter so she gives Johnny the go ahead.
Little Johnny replies, “W is for Woom.” The teacher repeats, “Womb as in a mother’s womb?”
Little Johnny exclaims, “NO! Woom as in 2 Elephants Fucking — WOOM!!! WOOM!!!”