Women…
What’s the difference between a woman on the back porch, screaming and bitching, and a dog on the front porch barking and yapping?
The dog shuts up when you bring it inside.
What’s the difference between a woman on the back porch, screaming and bitching, and a dog on the front porch barking and yapping?
The dog shuts up when you bring it inside.
Why was the women crossing the road?
Sod crossing the road, what was she doing out of the kitchen.
Why can’t women drive?
There’s no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can get closer to the cooker.
Why is a woman like a K.F.C??
Because you get a bit of leg, a bit of brest, and a greasy box to put your bone in.