Woodsmeller
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Loading ...A man sat in a bar without money hoping to somehow score a free drink.
Thinking up a clever plan, as he was a wood lover he makes a bet with the barman that he can identify any wood by just smelling it, even blind folded.
The barman ran outside, picked up a pine and asked the man to smell it, he did so and said, “This is pine.”
Giving him his free drink the barman ran out again and picked up an oak asked the man to smell and he said, “This is oak.”
The barman would not lose this contest and went outside for another type of wood. Not getting any, he got a prostitute and stationed her in front of the blindfolded man, saying, “Smell this,” and placing the girl’s private’s in his nose, The man smelled and said, “I cannot make out what type of wood this is, turn it around please.”
Pointing her behind in his nose, he started smelling then exclaimed, “Well, this is the first time I come across this type of wood, I don’t know what it is but I can tell you what it was used for. It is and old toilet door that was used in a fish shop.”
