Work Related Humor
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Loading ...ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday
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As salesman was assigned to secure an important client but failed in his mission. He faxed his secretary and asked her to break the news indirectly to his boss. His note read, “Failed in securing client, prepare the boss.”
He received the following fax from his secretary: “The boss is prepared… prepare yourself.”
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Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.
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Employee: I have been here 11 years doing three men’s work for one man’s pay. Now I want a raise.
Boss: Well, I can’t give you a raise, but if you’ll tell me who the other two men are, I’ll fire them.
