Would Eye
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Loading ...A man needs to get an artificial eye due to a work injury.
The eye doctor shows him a glass eye and a wooden eye. He can only afford the wooden eye so he buys it.
He is embarassed to have a wooden eye and doesn’t socialize.
He hears of a handicap dance and desides that he would risk going, thinking that no one would make fun of him at the dance since they have disabilities too.
When he gets to the dance he sees a beautiful young lady with a peg leg that no one has asked to dance.
He walks up to her and says, “Would you like to dance?” She says, “Would I?!” He yells back at her, “PEG LEG!!!”
