Wrong Prescription
A man was suffering from a stomach ache so he told his wife, who suggested he try the tablets the Doctor had given her for a similar pain.
After taking his wife’s tablets for a week, the pain disappeared, but he developed two rather tender lumps, one behind each ear. He went to his doctor showed him the lumps, and explained what had happened.
The Doctor called him all the fools under the sun saying, “You bloody idiot! I was treating your wife for a fallen womb. God know how I’m going to get your balls back down!”