Wrong Side

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A big, nasty biker walked into a bar and shouldered his way into the middle of the bar. After ordering a beer, he yelled in a loud voice, “Everyone on this side of the room is a stupid ass.” No-one moved.

After taking another drink, he again yelled, “Everyone on that side of the room is a damn queer.” Still no-one moved.

Suddenly, he noticed a frail looking guy sneaking across the back of the room, and yelled, “Where the hell do you think you’re going?”

In a very lispy voice, the man replied, “Excuse me, thir, I’m on the wrong thide!”

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