Wrong Train of Thought?
Thinking “outside the box” may have its advantages, but consider this situation.
A game chap is applying for a job as a flagman/switch operator on the railroad.
“What would you do if the Northern Express was heading north on Track 1 and the Southern Central was heading south on Track 1?” the chief engineer asks him.
“Well,” says the applicant, “I’d call my brother.”
“Why would you call your brother?”
“He’s never seen a train wreck before.”