Yet another Monica Lewinsky joke
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Loading ...Early one morning Monica Lewinsky got a call from Playboy magazine. They wanted her to be in the next month’s centerfold.
“Only one catch,” they said, “you’ll have to get your love handles chopped off.”
She went to the doctor’s office and said to him, “I need these love handles chopped off so I can be in Playboy’s new centerfold.”
He said, “Right away,” and gave her some gas to put her to sleep.
Two hours later she woke up, walked to the mirror, looked up, then noticed that her ears were missing.