Yo mama
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...YO MOMMA SO STUPID…
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid, she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, “Illegitiment” because she couldn’t read.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, “What is the number for 911?”
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under, “Education,” on her job application, she put, “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she watches, “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World - Left” so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
YO MAMA
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...yo mama so poor,
her checks bounce more than the whole cast of Baywatch!
yo mama
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...your mama’s buttcheeks are so big Moses coudn’t even part them.
yo mama
(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...yo mama is so black when she get out of her car the oil light comes on.
Yo Mama
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...* Your mama so skinny her nipples touch.
* Your Mama feet so big she went into a shoe store and asked for a size eleven box.
* Your Mama so fat when she ran away from home they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
yo mama
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE TOOK HER PITURE FOR HER DRIVERS LICENSE IT SAID PICTURE CONTINUED ON BACK !!!
yo mama
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
yo mama so fat she fell into the sea and the whales sang, “We are family…”
yo mama so stupid she spent 20 min. staring at an orange juice carton cause it said, “Concentrate.”
yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her head and butt and said, “Twins!”
Yo mama
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...yo mama’s eye glasses are so thick
that she can see into the future.
Yo mama
(2 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...Your mama so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Your mama so old I told her to act her age and she died.
Your mama so short she hang-glides on doritos.
Your mama so ugly her nickname is Damn!
Your mama like a bowling ball. she gets fingered, thrown, and comes back for more.
Your mama so fat she fell out a chair and went straight to hell.
Your mama so short she fights with Mrs. Buttersworth.
Your mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
Your mama so dumb she studies for a blood test.
Your mama so dumb she steals free samples.
Yo Mama
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Yo mama so blind she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat instead of God saying let there be light he said, “Get your fat ass out of the way.”
Yo mama so dumb she took the pepsi challange and chose jif.
Yo mama so big you can go bowling with her boogers.
Yo mama so fat her buttcheeks look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama so fuckin ugly when she was a baby her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama’s buttcheeks are so big even moses couldn’t separate them.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo Mama
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Yo Mama is so fat that when she hauls ass it takes her two trips.
Yo Mama
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...1. Yo Mama is soo fat, she stepped on a dollar bill and made change.
2. Yo Mama is soo stupid, she thought she needed an x-ray when she broke wind.
3. Yo Mama is soo ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her with a lawsuit.
4. Yo Mama is soo fat, if she fell she would rock herself to sleep trying to get up.
yo mama
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Your mamas so poor she couldn’t afford to pay attention.
Your mamas so short she couldn’t reach a conclusion
Your mamas so short she jumped off of the curb and killed herself.
Yo Mama
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Yo mama so ugly they put her face in the dough to make gorilla cookies.