Yo Mama and Yo Family…..
Yo family is so poor, i was at your house and i had to use the bathroom, and your mama said “third bucket on the left.”
Yo family is so poor, i stepped on a cigarette in the floor, and your mama said “who turned down the heat?”
Yo family is so poor, i was riding on a skateboard i found in your front yard, and your mama came out and said, “get off the family car!”
Yo mama is so old that when Moses was parting the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama is so ugly, “Gorillas in the Mist” was taped in her shower.