yo mama so black

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Yo mama is so black, when I look at her I think I’m asleep.

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    yo mama so black, when she gets out of her car the oil light comes on.

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  • Yo mama so black

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    Yo mama so black she polish her shoes with her bare hands.
    Yo mama so black when she put lotion on she look like patent leather.
    Yo mama so black she spits oil.
    Yo mama so black she poops charcoal.
    Yo mama so black she looks like a klondike bar.
    Yo mama so black she was mixed when she was born, her dad black, her mama black as hell.
    Yo mama so black her nose looks like two tires
    yo mama so black her fingers look like burnt hot dogs.
    Yo mama so black her she cries Nestle Quik.
    Yo mama so black her tongue look’s like a black cookie sheet.