Yo mama so poor

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Yo mama so poor, she went to KFC and licked everybody else’s fingers.

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  • Yo mama so poor

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    Your mama is so poor, for Christmas, she bought you a tape of children playing with toys.

    Your mama is so black when she steps out the car, the oil light goes on.

    Your mama’s like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.

    Your mama’s like Walmart, buy one get one free.

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  • Yo mama so poor

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    Yo mama so poor I went up to her doorstep, rang the door bell, and she opened up the window and said, “DING DONG!”

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