Yo mama so poor
Yo mama so poor, she went to KFC and licked everybody else’s fingers.
Yo mama so poor, she went to KFC and licked everybody else’s fingers.
Your mama is so poor, for Christmas, she bought you a tape of children playing with toys.
Your mama is so black when she steps out the car, the oil light goes on.
Your mama’s like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.
Your mama’s like Walmart, buy one get one free.
Yo mama so poor I went up to her doorstep, rang the door bell, and she opened up the window and said, “DING DONG!”