Yo mama sooooo FAT
Yo mama so fat, her cereal boal comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo mama so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years!
Yo mama so fat, whether she lays down or stands up her height is the same!
Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass she needs volunteers!
Yo mama so fat, if ya yell “KOOL AID” she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo mama so fat, when she runs the CD player skips…..at the radio station!