yo mama’s so fat & poor

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Yo mama is so fat she went outside and jumped up and got stuck.

Yo mama is so poor, you and your family had a block of ice shaped like a turkey for thankgiving, talking bout “who wants to carve the ice ?”

I make your mama feel so low that she could play raquetball against the curb.

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