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Loading ...yo mamma was so ugly as a baby that when she was born your mother said “Oh what a treasure!” and your father said “Yeah, let’s go bury it.”
yo mamma’s teeth are so big she looks like a beaver with big tits.
yo mamma’s so skinny her nipples touch.
yo mamma’s so crossed eyed when she cries tears roll down the bitch’s back.
yo mamma’s so stupid she thought TACO BELL was a phone company.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Yo mamma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mamma so small she hanglides on a dorito.
Yo mamma’s like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn.
Yo mamma’s like a bowling ball, she’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo mamma’s like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and a two-year old could turn her on.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...your mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
