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Yo’ Mamma So Fat…

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Yo mamma so fat, that when I fucked her ass the other night, I had to slap her ass and ride the wave in!

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    Yo Mamma’s so fat every time she turns around it’s her birthday!

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    Yo mamma so fat she fills the bath tub, then puts in the water.

    Yo mamma so fat she has a hula hoop for a belly button ring.

    Yo mamma so fat her belly gets home fifteen minutes before she does.

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    Yo Mamma So Fat

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    YO MAMMA SO FAT, WE GO SWIMMING IN HER BELLY-BUTTON, EVERY SUMMER.

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    Yo mamma so fat, she got hit by a bus and said stop pushing

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    Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

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    Yo mamma so fat she sat on a Nintendo 64 and made a Gameboy.

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