Yo Momma so Fat - she’s gonna be oil in a million years.

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How do you fit yo momma in a two-piece bathing suit?

Take the “F” out of fat, and the “F” out of way.

That’s right — there is no “F”-in’ way!

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*yo momma so fat, she got mo rolls than the pillsbury dough boy.

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Yo mamma so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.

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