You Can Buy ‘Em, but You Can’t Smoke ‘Em

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A guy walks into a gas station and buys a pack of cigarettes. He pulls one out and starts smoking it.

The cashier says, “Excuse me, Sir, but you can’t smoke in here.”

The guy says, “Don’t you think it’s kinda dumb that I can BUY them here but can’t SMOKE then here?”

And cashier quickly replies, “Not at all . . . we also sell condoms and toilet paper here.”

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