You Don’t Scare Me!!!
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Loading ...Church was full one Sunday morning and the preacher was giving a powerful sermon about Heaven and Hell.
All of a sudden, the front door opens and in walks Satan.
All of the congregation runs out the front door screaming “It’s Satan, it’s Satan!”
That is, all except one old man in the “amen” pew.
Satan goes up to him and says, “Don’t you know who I am?”
The old man says, “Yea, you’re Satan.”
Satan says, “Aren’t you scared of me?”
The old man said “Hell, no… I been married to your sister for 50 years!!!”
