You got fucked

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This guy walked into a bar a nude bar he sat down at the counter and told the bartender he wanted to get fucked. This guy was 30 years old and still a virgin, pretty damn pathetic if you ask me. Anyway this man was somewhat desperate. So he asks the bartender where he could go to get fucked.

The bartender pauses for a moment (seeing how desprate this guy is) and he gives the guy an address to go to so he could get fucked. Well the utterly desprate man leaves the bar all excited and cheerful and goes to the address the bartender gave him.

He arrives at the address and rings the doorbell. A tall well built man walks to the door and the desperate man tells this tall man I want to get fucked.

The tall man looks down at this desperate pathetic man (Trying not to bust out laughing in his face) and says slide 100 dollars under the door and I’ll make sure you get fucked.

So the man slides 100 dollars under the door and stands waiting patiently.

After about ten minutes of waiting the man rings the doorbell again and once more the tall well built man answers the door and the desperate and anxious man asks him, “When am I going to get fucked?!” and the tall man says, “You just did.”

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