You know the 90’s are almost over when…
1. Everyone used to joke about a Starbucks on every corner, and now there is a Starbucks on every corner.
2. People mark December 31st on their calendar as “The End of the World.”
3. Gen-Xers trade their futons in for orthopedic support
mattresses.
4. You realize a big family is inefficient and decide to
downsize.
5. HBO introduces it’s new channel: HBO Pi - The channel that never repeats.
6. Movie promos brag, “Funniest Movie of the Millenium.”
7. Parents complain to their college kids, “You never
e-mail us anymore.”
8. Clinton responds to all allegations with, “So what are
you gonna do about it?”
9. People tell you their salary followed by, “with stock
options.”
10. George Foreman’s Super-Deluxe Grill loses to Muhammad Ali’s Damn-Straight Salad Shooter.
11. Ritalin comes in the shapes of Flintstones characters.
12. Everything computer science majors learn in school is outdated before graduation.
13. Domino’s Pizza only delivers to non-smoking homes.
14. Out of force-of-habit, you tag your signature with “.com.”
15. People refer to New Age remedies as Old School.
16. You realize you haven’t seen a movie this decade that hasn’t been interrupted by a cell phone.
17. You’re sick of receiving lists about the 90s.