You know you’re addicted to the Internet when…
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Loading ...You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed.
You name your children “Eudora,” “AOL” and “Dotcom”.
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap, and your CHILD in the overhead compartment.
You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for free Internet access.
You find yourself typing “com” after every period, when using a word processor.com
You refer to defecating as “downloading”.
You can’t call your mother because she doesn’t have a modem.
You check your e-mail. It says “no new messages” - so you check it again.
You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile, and it feels BETTER that way.